Members Only Tour
The Entitled Housewife
Gieurlz, grab your clubs and your White Claws – The Entitled Housewife is taking over Boyne Mountain on August 23 for the most outrageous ladies' day out since that time Sharon "accidentally" drove her golf cart into the country club pool!
*No Membership Necessary: Your heavy pour skills are the only credentials we need.
Gieurlz Brunch
It's officially socially acceptable to start drinking before noon, and we're not wasting a single minute of this golden opportunity! Meet us at Beach House Restaurant for Brunch with the Gieurlz, Saturday, August 23, from 11:30am to 1:30pm.
Come hungry for eggs benedict and thirsty for drama. We're talking Bloody Marys at brunch o'clock, fresh gossip, endless laughs, and enough bubbly to make you forget you have three loads of laundry waiting at home. No reservations required – just roll up like you own the place...because honestly, after a few drinks, you'll probably think you do!
Golf Scramble
Get ready for a day of sippin', grippin', and rippin' with our exclusive golf scramble where the only rule is keeping your drink above 50% full. This scramble is all about the laughs, not the leaderboard. (Though we will absolutely be judging whoever leaves those divots unfilled. Looking at you, Trish!)
- Saturday, August 23 | 2-5pm
- 9-Hole Scramble
- 2-Person Teams
- Meet & Greets with Becky Robinson
NOW SOLD OUT!
Pre-Show Buzz Hour
Let's talk about proper comedy show etiquette...rule #1 is never show up thirsty! Join us in the Back Forty from 6-7:30 pm for the pre-show party that's almost as entertaining as the main event.
We're talking White Claw promos, plus round two of our DIY Visor Bar for anyone who didn't get their crafting fix at brunch.
Think of this as your comedy show warm-up – get your giggles going, your creativity flowing, and your White Claw stockpile ready. Trust us, you don't want to be that person fumbling for drinks during the punchlines. That's amateur hour, and we're professionals here!
Members Only Tour
Don't miss The Entitled Housewife at her Members Only comedy show. Mama needs a Claw, and you need these laughs! Leave the carpools and chaos behind - this night is all about birdies, heavy pours, and crisp buzz.
- Saturday, August 23 | 8 - 9pm
- Upgrade to VIP for a Becky Robinson Meet & Greet and Photo Op + Premier Seating
NOW SOLD OUT!
Snowflake Party
Make it a full weekend of gieurlz gone wild at Boyne Mountain! Start Friday with line dancing in the Snowflake Lounge, then bring your extra sass Saturday when the Snowflake Party with the Gieurlz takes over. Travel back to 2003 - when we needed zero Botox and hadn't heard of kale smoothies. Rock your finest country club attire for our Entitled Housewife Costume Contest - we're crowning the most perfectly overdramatic queen of the night!
Event Details
FRIDAY, AUGUST 22:
- 8-10pm: Line Dancing in the Snowflake Lounge
SATURDAY, AUGUST 23:
- 7am-7pm: The Spa at Boyne Mountain | Book an Appointment
- 8am-10am: Yoga In The Sky | Details
- 10am-8pm: SkyBridge Michigan | Tickets
- 11:30am-1:30pm: Brunch With The Gieurlz & DIY Visor Bar | Beach House Restaurant
- 2-5pm: Golf Scramble with the Entitled Housewife
- Noon - 7:15pm: Comedy Show Ticket Pick-Up | Civic Center
- 6-7:30pm: Pre-Show Buzz Hour | The Back Forty
- 6:30-8pm: Visor & Koozie Bar | Civic Center Lobby
- 7:15pm: Doors Open | Civic Center
- 8-9pm: Members Only Comedy Show
- 9-9:30pm: VIP Meet & Greets
- 9-11pm: DJ & Drinks in The Back Forty
- 9:30pm-Midnight: Snowflake Party with the Guierlz
Brunch: Beach House Restaurant at Deer Lake (across from Golf Course)
Golf Scramble: The Monument Course, Boyne Mountain
Pre-Show Buzz Hour: The Back Forty at Boyne Mountain
Members Only Comedy Show: Civic Center, Boyne Mountain
Gieurlz, this is your chance to channel your inner Entitled Housewife! Think country club queen meets cart bar superstar. Rock that tennis skirt or golf dress that's never seen a drop of sweat, paired with your perfectly positioned visor, oversized sunnies, and that designer bag that holds more White Claws than golf balls. Pro tip: That designer crossbody is perfect for sneaking extra Sauvy-B onto the course! Bonus points for matching your nail color to your golf cart.
Gieurlz Weekend Away
The Spa
The Spa at Boyne Mountain is designed to rejuvenate and recharge active adventurers - a refuge where friends can reconnect while lounging in soft robes by the fire, and where you'll find the perfect complement to a day on the slopes or trails.
Book Your Stay
Ditch your Dashell for a weekend with the gieurlz! Book a stay at Boyne Mountain and turn your getaway into the ultimate slumber party. No driving, no worrying about your White Claw count, and no explaining to your husband why you need another golf outfit. Roll out of bed and straight to poolside mimosas - because recovery is better with bubbles and besties, and the only thing better than a gieurlz day out is a full gieurlz weekend!
Yoga In The Sky
Elevate your wellness routine with our new Yoga in the Sky experience. Blend the invigorating energy of a guided hike up Boyne Mountain with a serene yoga practice on SkyBridge Michigan.
SkyBridge Michigan
Take a walk on the wild side. SkyBridge Michigan is the world's longest timber-towered suspension bridge. Open year round, every season has a reason to take in the views from this architectural masterpiece.